Saturday, April 15, 2006

When You're Up You're Up...

And when you're down your down...
And when you're only halfway up...

YOU FEEL LIKE HELL!

My hairdresser, J2 (Jayleigh II because her name is the same as my dear twin), is 55. She is the most awesome thing ever, and was telling me about her poor luck with men since she was divorced at 21 years old. J2 told me how strong and awesome I am, for sticking to my guns and not staying with someone who doesn't want me.

Um... she's been single for OVER 30 YEARS! Doesn't that concern you a bit? It sure as hell concerns me! It's the worst-case nightmare scenario. Yeah... Like I'm gonna go and have me a hell of a time, then settle down and get married. Um, never, because in 30 years, it just hasn't worked out.

Damn damn damn damn!

I'm gonna be an old maid, ain't I?

Damn it.

1 comment:

Jenny said...

Oh for crying out loud. Yes it concerns me, but only if you becaome a she-woman-man-hating-beyotch, which, thanks to your post from the weekend, I am POSITIVE that you are not. Thanks anyway.

ily YOU ARE GOING TO BE FINE!!!