Meet the Newest of the Freaking Idiots:

ME!!!!!

Guess.

No really, guess!

Kiki used my laptop last night, and didn't log off.
I used my laptop this afternoon and wondered why in HELL her mother, M.W.'s former shrew would email me. So....

wait for it...

So I emailed her back, telling her what a special daughter she has, and that is was in no small part because of shrew and M.W.

And then... I realized...

that....

Shrew had not emailed me... she emailed her daughter....

and...

I had inadvertantly sent that (blasted) reply from Kiki's account.

So what have I just done? Accused the Shrew of sending me a message, then replying to it from her daughter's account, only to realize that I'm an idiot, and a pretty poor specimen, ta boot! I apologized to Kiki, but I'm not going to send Shrew a note, because.. why? Then she'd have my email address, and she already hates me, so frickin' WHY?

My mom is going to laugh when I tell her what I did. M.W. told me to take an Internet 101 class at the local community collage.

Thanks. I think I'll stop programming for a while a the office, so I can go back and learn email ettiquette.

At least I tried to kill her with kindess? (Die, bitch, DIE!)


Shame-faced,

Dot.