Oh and guess what else, Sally?

I've actually been in your house half-a-dozen times before.
Your kids happily invited me in, with and without your Ex.

And I've mocked your ugly furniture to it's face.

M.W. and I held hands and kissed on the doorstep,
We played with your dog in the back yard,
And we sat on the steps to your ugly 2nd floor, making fun of you.

So there.

Oh, and we took sodas out of your fridge, too.