Don't try this at home, kids....

At least not without adult supervision..

1) Fall in love
2) Eat Crackers in bed (your mate might hurt you for it)
3) Put all of your love into one basket
4) Chew gum in bed (unless you want to wake up with gummy hair)
5) Trust another person to not hurt your heart, when you've bared your soul to them
6) Eat Popsicles outdoors, when the temperature is below freezing (think Flagpole)

I've had one f-ing hell of a day and I can't stop crying. Sure, sure, it's work stuff. But if home were really a place that existed outside of my figment of imagination... my mood would be greatly improved.

The thing that scares me about having put in for a job that is far from here... is that even more of my love will go into that basket of eggs previously mentioned. Know what happens if the eggs crack? Egg on my face, egg on my head, egg in my hair.... I end up looking, feeling, smelling, acting... like a fool.