Whilst removing my socks before bed tonight, I'm not sure why... but for a brief moment as I felt a snaggy toenail, and as I was lifting my foot toward my mouth... I actually thought I could bite my toenail.
1) Gross.
2) How?
3) I've lost all respect for myself by telling you this.
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I used to be able to do that. I don't know about it anymore.
Also, Mom and Dad are coming over for grilled burgers and homemade tater salad and apples with caramel dip and homemade mac and cheese.
It's because I rock.
ily
Jayzzzzzzz
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